Victim Played Possum to Escape Death by Berserk BF
Aug 24, 2015,

Pennsylvania officials say a battered woman played possum this weekend to escape being beaten to death by her violently berserk boyfriend. 

Heavily Armed Pokemon Perps Charged in Boston (photos)
Aug 24, 2015,

Two heavily armed Pokemon perps who threatened to harm competitors in last week’s gala gaming championship in Boston, prior to arriving there from Iowa, have been arrested and charged. 

Final Exit Network to be Sentenced for 2007 Assisted Suicide - Minnesota
Aug 24, 2015,

The national death-with-dignity group Final Exit Network faces sentencing today for mercifully supplying a chronically ill woman with the “blueprints” to commit suicide

Jared Fogle Kiddie Charity Another Shameless Sham (photo)
Aug 24, 2015,

Sources claim the Jared Fogle kiddie charity The Jared Foundation, launched in 2008 by Subway’s disgraced spokesman, amounts to nothing but a sham. 

Did Shutout Pitcher Mike Fiers Use a Performance-Enhancing Substance on His Balls?
Aug 23, 2015,

Mike Fiers’ recent no-hitter against the Dodgers has some folks who think his pitching was a bit too slick angrily claiming foul play this weekend. 

Manhunt for a Bodysnatcher Underway in Texas (reward offered)
Aug 23, 2015,

Texas police are hunting for a bodysnatcher now, after the unidentified ghoul stole a young woman’s corpse from a funeral home, thereby preventing her from being cremated.