Maryland police are sad to report that Batman is dead, after being mortally wounded this weekend in a fatal collision involving his Batmobile.
Police are investigating what left one 2-year-old foster child dead and another 22-month-old one in “very critical” condition this weekend in Auburn Massachusetts.
Anyone concerned about fascism flourishing at Amazon may contact Jeff Bezos directly, claims its foundering Fuhrer, after being publicly shamed for operating one of the most ruthless businesses in history.
Greatness and rape are part of the curriculum at an elite prep school in NH that John Kerry, Robert Meuller, Garry Trudeau and at least two Kennedys attended, alongside scores of other famous politicians, writers, actors, and businessmen.
A coked up wannabe rapper with a criminal past has been charged for stabbing Morgan Freeman’s granddaughter E’Dena Hines to death yesterday morning in front of her NYC brownstone.
Film star Morgan Freeman lost a granddaughter today, after the 33-year-old woman was stabbed multiple times on a sidewalk in Manhattan.