#BeloitLion #Alert - Is the Milwaukee Lion Actually a Cougar?
Aug 3, 2015,

#BeloitLion #Alert: Reports of a cougar sighting in Beloit Park are further rattling the nerves of Milwaukeeans who’ve had enough of the big but seemingly harmless cat that’s allegedly roaming the city and its suburbs. 

#SkinOfHisTeeth - Suspect Caught Red-handed Gnawing Off His Fingertips.
Aug 3, 2015,

A foolish Florida suspect gnawed off his fingertips en route to the police station Thursday on the false assumption that cops couldn’t fingerprint him for the crime he just perpetrated. 

Canadian Tourist hitchBOT Mugged and Beheaded in Philly [photo]
Aug 3, 2015,

Canadian tourist hitchBOT has merrily traveled the world without … well … without any major hitches before. But this time Philadelphia was on the interactive robot’s itinerary, a destination that’s proven disastrous. 

Search For Two Boys Lost At Sea Still On Thanks To GoFundMe Campaign
Aug 3, 2015,

Days after officials ceased their search for two boys lost at sea, the families of missing teen boaters Austin Stephanos and Perry Cohen continue looking for them, thanks largely to a successful GoFundMe campaign

Zimbabwe Now Seeks Dr. Jan Seski, a Second American Poacher (mugshot)
Aug 3, 2015,

Zimbabwe now seeks Dr. Jan Seski, a second American poacher who illegally took down one of the country’s protected lions with a bow and arrow this spring. 

Dallas Doc Who Used His Hands Like Deadly Weapons BUSTED
Aug 2, 2015,

Police have finally arrested a former Dallas surgeon charged with using his hands so ineptly they could be considered deadly weapons.