QB Tom Brady Likes His Balls Soft
May 7, 2015,

This just in: Tom Brady likes his balls soft, although it would appear by the formal finding that he’s only “generally aware” of his illegal penchant. 

Freedom Via Personhood for Lab Chimps Leo and Hercules (et al)
May 7, 2015,

Lawyers representing two lab chimps “unlawfully detained” for biomedical experiments at Stony Brook University in New York are striving to have them freed under personhood status that gives them th

Taylor Clark Another Craigslist Statistic
May 7, 2015,

The Craigslist “buyer” who slew Taylor Clark this week tried to hide the victim’s body in a wooded area close to the crime scene, then calmly went back to work nearby, police say. 

Hostage Learns a Pizza Hut Pie Can Save Lives
May 6, 2015,

A quick thinking Pizza Hut patron, held hostage at knifepoint by her meth-crazed boyfriend, placed an online order for a classic pizza pie in which she included an SOS message. 

WANTED: Oregon Vandals (photo)
May 6, 2015,

A trio of Oregon vandals caught red-handed and remorseless in the act of defacing public property is being pursued by authorities now, courtesy of the good citizen who snapped a photo of them. 

Rape Murder Mutilation Cannibalism (Indiana)
May 6, 2015,

An Indiana man charged with rape, murder, mutilation, cannibalism and other related charges confessed to police that after he’d slain his girlfriend he ate her brain, heart and lungs. 

#GOTCHA – inmate caught after 56 years on the run (then + now mugshots)
May 5, 2015,

An escaped inmate on the run for 56 years has finally been captured vacationing in the backwaters of Florida.