Crash dieter Lee Barton went ballistic on his live-in girlfriend last February when she thoughtlessly offered him a McDonald's McMuffin.
Prosecutors said, following their heated food fight, the young woman decided to pack her bags, cash and kids, and leave her angry man behind.
That’s when the famished 28-year-old launched his homicidal Mac attack -- choking his lover to within an inch of her life in the couple’s bedroom while screaming “I’m going to kill you.”
Barton was sentenced this week to more than two years in jail for the very brutal and very weird assault he perpetrated last winter in Perth Scotland.
It’s unclear if he’ll be placed on suicide watch too, once he gets a glimpse of the prison menu.