Senior Citizen Spouse Slayer Arrested in CA
Jun 7, 2015,

California police arrested a senior citizen spouse slayer on Friday, after discovering the 89-year-old’s wife dead of suspicious injuries in the elderly couple’s apartment. 

Two Dangerous Murderers, One Diabolical Jailbreak.
Jun 7, 2015,

A major manhunt for two dangerous murderers who made a surprise and “sophisticated” jailbreak this weekend from a maximum security prison in upstate New York is currently underway. 

NEIGH: American Pharoah Misnomer a Kind of Crime (literally)
Jun 6, 2015,

Triple Crown contender American Pharoah [sic] doesn’t give a fig if his name is misspelled, but the thoroughbred’s obvious misnomer borders on criminal -- literally.  

No Compensation Likely for Fenway Fan Hurt by Busted Bat
Jun 6, 2015,

Barring negligence, a Fenway fan hurt by a busted bat during a Major League Baseball game yesterday will likely receive no compensation for her “life-threatening” injury. 

Truce Declared in Terrorist House Cat Standoff.
Jun 6, 2015,

The terrorist house cat standoff which lasted for hours in Connecticut has ended peacefully after a negotiated truce allowed the furious feline’s humans to reenter their residence. 

#Urgent: Missing Pregnant Woman (photo)
Jun 6, 2015,

A missing pregnant woman who disappeared Tuesday was scheduled to give birth by cesarean section on the morning she vanished without a trace. 

Malala Yousafzai Travesty of Justice (convictions secretly thrown out)
Jun 5, 2015,

Taliban attackers of child activist Malala Yousafzai were secretly set free this week, after Pakistan threw out their convictions in the 2012 armed assault that nearly killed the young girl as she was going to school.