Two Researchers Missing in the Arctic Melt (presumed drowned)
May 8, 2015,

A pair of researchers went missing in the Arctic on April 29, 2015, and haven’t been seen or heard from since. 

Golf Good Porn Bad
May 8, 2015,

Golf good, porn bad, is the very hard lesson two talented but treacherous college golfers were taught this week, after taking sexually explicit videos of their drunken female friend without her knowledge or consent

Oldest Living Couple Has Been Dead for 50 Years
May 8, 2015,

The world’s oldest living couple has been dead for 50 years, Japanese authorities regret to inform. 

Lance Buckley Missing in Maryland
May 8, 2015,

PhD student Lance Buckley, missing in Maryland since Tuesday, had an appointment at Howard University to pick up his graduation packet. 

He appears to have made it safely to campus, but hasn’t been seen or heard from since.

NSA Snooping Illegal (nothing to see here move along)
May 7, 2015,

A high court denounced NSA snooping on Americans' phone calls as illegal today, overturning a lower court’s decision approving of bulk data collection, and calling the practice instead an unbearabl

QB Tom Brady Likes His Balls Soft
May 7, 2015,

This just in: Tom Brady likes his balls soft, although it would appear by the formal finding that he’s only “generally aware” of his illegal penchant. 

Freedom Via Personhood for Lab Chimps Leo and Hercules (et al)
May 7, 2015,

Lawyers representing two lab chimps “unlawfully detained” for biomedical experiments at Stony Brook University in New York are striving to have them freed under personhood status that gives them th