Stupid Smartphone Debate Becomes Drunken Brawl

Apr 18, 2015

Two totally blotto roommates slugged it out in Tulsa Oklahoma this morning over whose smartphone was superior, leaving them both bruised, bloodied, and behind bars. 

"In over 35 years as a cop, this is one of the oddest reasons I've seen for assault," Major Rod Hummel of the Tulsa Police Department told ABC News.

According to Hummel, the bizarre altercation between suitemates Elias Ecevo and Jiro Mendez began with an iPhone Android debate in a parking lot close to their apartment complex.

A few brews later, brand loyalty developed into all out fisticuffs.

By the time bewildered cops arrived to break things up, they found the seriously intoxicated pair of perps wielding broken beer bottles and covered in so many lacerations that they needed their injuries treated at the local hospital before they could be arrested.

The two are in the Tulsa County Jail now sleeping it off.  It’s not known what brand of beer they were drinking.

@EponymousRox

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