Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
May 7, 2015
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This just in: Tom Brady likes his balls soft, although it would appear by the formal finding that he’s only “generally aware” of his illegal penchant. This is the conclusion anyway of NFL appointed investigator Ted Wells who issued a novel-length report yesterday of a novel...
May 7, 2015
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Lawyers representing two lab chimps “unlawfully detained” for biomedical experiments at Stony Brook University in New York are striving to have them freed under personhood status that gives them the rights of people. Supreme Court justice Barbara Jaffe has agreed to hear...
May 7, 2015
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The Craigslist “buyer” who slew Taylor Clark this week tried to hide the victim’s body in a wooded area close to the crime scene, then calmly went back to work nearby, police say. The 24-year-old suspect made arrangements with Clark, 19, via email to test-drive a car the...
May 6, 2015
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A quick thinking Pizza Hut patron, held hostage at knifepoint by her meth-crazed boyfriend, placed an online order for a classic pizza pie in which she included an SOS message. Workers at the Florida franchise acted fast when they read Cheryl Treadway’s desperate plea for...
May 6, 2015
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A trio of Oregon vandals caught red-handed and remorseless in the act of defacing public property is being pursued by authorities now, courtesy of the good citizen who snapped a photo of them. The outraged hiker was trekking a trail to Oregon’s pristine Tumalo Falls this...
May 6, 2015
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An Indiana man charged with rape, murder, mutilation, cannibalism and other related charges confessed to police that after he’d slain his girlfriend he ate her brain, heart and lungs. But now 34-year-old cannibal Joseph Oberhansley insists, “there’s a lot of lies and...
May 5, 2015
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An escaped inmate on the run for 56 years has finally been captured vacationing in the backwaters of Florida. Convict Frank Freshwaters originally flew the coop in 1959 where he had been incarcerated on an Ohio prison farm for vehicular manslaughter.But in 1975, when he was...
May 5, 2015
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A quarrelsome college student has been booked on felony charges of poisoning and spitting into her roommates’ food. The incident occurred in February at an off-campus apartment near the University of South Carolina, following a number of fallouts between Hayley King and her...
May 4, 2015
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Authorities say an oblivious lottery winner is now the subject of a massive manhunt currently underway in California. The mystery man is identified only by a fuzzy surveillance camera image which shows him happily exiting a convenient store with $75 worth of earnings --...
May 4, 2015
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Fallen K9 Ryder of the Athens County Sheriff’s Office perished in a fire at his handler’s rural Ohio home last month, alongside a domestic housedog and co-protector named Bane. Ryder, a 5-year-old Belgian Malinois, had been with the department for over two years and was...

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