Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
May 8, 2015
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Golf good, porn bad, is the very hard lesson two talented but treacherous college golfers were taught this week, after taking sexually explicit videos of their drunken female friend without her knowledge or consent.  Taylor Moore, 21, and his foreign buddy Nicolas...
May 8, 2015
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The world’s oldest living couple has been dead for 50 years, Japanese authorities regret to inform. That sad reality is now causing the deceased couple’s elderly daughter, who’s been collecting her parents’ pensions for the past five decades, a pile of hurt and unimaginable...
May 8, 2015
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PhD student Lance Buckley, missing in Maryland since Tuesday, had an appointment at Howard University to pick up his graduation packet. He appears to have made it safely to campus, but hasn’t been seen or heard from since.Lance, 33, is married and a new father. His wife...
May 7, 2015
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A high court denounced NSA snooping on Americans' phone calls as illegal today, overturning a lower court’s decision approving of bulk data collection, and calling the practice instead an unbearable “weight.” Though the surprise ruling will likely produce shrugs of...
May 7, 2015
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This just in: Tom Brady likes his balls soft, although it would appear by the formal finding that he’s only “generally aware” of his illegal penchant. This is the conclusion anyway of NFL appointed investigator Ted Wells who issued a novel-length report yesterday of a novel...
May 7, 2015
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Lawyers representing two lab chimps “unlawfully detained” for biomedical experiments at Stony Brook University in New York are striving to have them freed under personhood status that gives them the rights of people. Supreme Court justice Barbara Jaffe has agreed to hear...
May 7, 2015
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The Craigslist “buyer” who slew Taylor Clark this week tried to hide the victim’s body in a wooded area close to the crime scene, then calmly went back to work nearby, police say. The 24-year-old suspect made arrangements with Clark, 19, via email to test-drive a car the...
May 6, 2015
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A quick thinking Pizza Hut patron, held hostage at knifepoint by her meth-crazed boyfriend, placed an online order for a classic pizza pie in which she included an SOS message. Workers at the Florida franchise acted fast when they read Cheryl Treadway’s desperate plea for...
May 6, 2015
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A trio of Oregon vandals caught red-handed and remorseless in the act of defacing public property is being pursued by authorities now, courtesy of the good citizen who snapped a photo of them. The outraged hiker was trekking a trail to Oregon’s pristine Tumalo Falls this...
May 6, 2015
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An Indiana man charged with rape, murder, mutilation, cannibalism and other related charges confessed to police that after he’d slain his girlfriend he ate her brain, heart and lungs. But now 34-year-old cannibal Joseph Oberhansley insists, “there’s a lot of lies and...

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