Eponymous Rox

Eponymous Rox researches and writes about cops, curs, and killers. His next work in this special true-crime investigative series is titled Killing Killers: How the World’s Wickedest Got Whacked. Also fully-illustrated, Killing Killers is slated to premier in winter of 2012.
Aug 4, 2015
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The Lonzie Barton Amber Alert disappearance is actively being investigated, but, after two weeks and two long-gone corpses, the baby is himself still missing. The blue-eyed boy was “abducted” from a vehicle late in July 2015, according to the prime and only suspect in his...
Aug 4, 2015
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New Jersey 19-year-old Michelle Wankoff has been busted for animal cruelty and tampering with evidence, after bragging relentlessly about the brutal murder of her family’s dog last month. Following a number of reports, investigators located and exhumed the body of the...
Aug 3, 2015
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#BeloitLion #Alert: Reports of a cougar sighting in Beloit Park are further rattling the nerves of Milwaukeeans who’ve had enough of the big but seemingly harmless cat that’s allegedly roaming the city and its suburbs. The elusive animal dubbed the Milwaukee Lion has...
Aug 3, 2015
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A foolish Florida suspect gnawed off his fingertips en route to the police station Thursday on the false assumption that cops couldn’t fingerprint him for the crime he just perpetrated. A surveillance video in the cruiser captured Kenzo Roberts at the stomach-turning act of...
Aug 3, 2015
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Canadian tourist hitchBOT has merrily traveled the world without … well … without any major hitches before. But this time Philadelphia was on the interactive robot’s itinerary, a destination that’s proven disastrous. Seems the City of Brotherly Love is full of total haters...
Aug 3, 2015
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Days after officials ceased their search for two boys lost at sea, the families of missing teen boaters Austin Stephanos and Perry Cohen continue looking for them, thanks largely to a successful GoFundMe campaign. Loved ones have raised over $400,000 so far, on the firm...
Aug 3, 2015
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Zimbabwe now seeks Dr. Jan Seski, a second American poacher who illegally took down one of the country’s protected lions with a bow and arrow this spring. The wealthy gynecologist with something to prove lives in a secluded estate in Pennsylvania, and, according to various...
Aug 2, 2015
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Police have finally arrested a former Dallas surgeon charged with using his hands so ineptly they could be considered deadly weapons. Ex neurosurgeon Christopher Duntsch, who was allegedly such a dunce at surgery he actually killed some of his patients and left others...
Aug 2, 2015
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Jason Stange is not only a lead in an upcoming B-rated film flick, but a bank robber on the lam too. The 44-year-old ex con has a major part in the low-budget horror movie “Marla Mae” and, considering he jumped parole last year, that kind of exposure is risky enough.But...
Aug 2, 2015
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Zimbabwe park police happily report today that surviving lion king Jericho has not been killed as erroneously reported this weekend, and he’s not Cecil the lion’s “brother” either but the murdered big cat’s former best mate. That’s probably the reason Jericho has been...

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